Cyrsti's Condo "Halloween Ideas"

Seriously (as you will tell kids) I'm not real good at finding or suggesting Halloween costume ideas. But I do have a couple possibilities to pass along which could be inexpensive, fun and even keep the "hey are you a cross dresser?" naysayers off your back if desired.

The first is a "Zombie Prom Queen"

 Just "haunt" your local thrift stores for an old inexpensive formal dress-check out all the other closeted CD ers looking for a costume and add the cheap accessories.

It's a "killer costume!"



Just as scary is this idea:

Come as a version of "Flo", the Progressive Insurance spokes person.  Start with a cheap dark wig, old tennis shoes and "fill in with white. Just be abrasive the rest of the night and asks if anyone wants an insurance quote - and you got it!

Cyrsti's Condo "OOOOPS!"

Tom did you know it was this dance recital your parents and grand parents were coming to?  They are in the front row, looking for your name in the program!

Cyrsti's Condo "Star Gazing"

Another week has flown by kids and it's time to take a look at what the astrological signs have to say about our week!

First, we Libra's:   (September 23-October 22): Hold onto your knickers, because this week’s whirlwind energy is going to blow hard and fast. Be extra guarded with what you hold dear, as sadistic strikes come at you in a slow and steady stream from the usual suspect of your distress. Resist the psychological cat and mouse game, though, because getting bit in the ass won’t be your cup of tea.

Wow! I will have to hold on to my knickers because I have always enjoyed a psychological game (even more so in the girl's sandbox!) but I do have a low threshold for pain and would hate to get bit in the ass-again!

This week we are going "slumming" with our Gemini sisters as our featured guests:  

(May 21-June 20): The allure of the rougher types will turn your head. Ogres, misanthropes and all round beasts will hit a certain chord, as you see how people are living out the way you often feel inside. Seems you’re going to be finding your groove in the sketchier side of town, which will be a refreshing break from what you now know as civilization.

If we missed your sign this week, here is the simple solution! Go to theFrisky here.