Saturday, August 15, 2020

Baby Daddies and Blonds in Mustangs

 All you adventurous types who are on the outlook for a transgender girlfriend, it seems you don't need to look any farther than the 'Human Ken Doll' Jessica Alves. She is looking for a baby daddy across six countries. She seriously is searching for the man of her dreams to settle down with and start a family. She speaks six languages and the search will include the United States. So, if you happen to be a guy who is a transgender admirer, Jessica might be the girl for you!

  

Now for the "blondes in Mustangs" and a comment Connie sent in about a post which I was whining again about being stuck at home.

"What's that your mother used to say? Something about the toilet paper roll moving faster, the closer it gets to its end? Still, your Saturdays may seem to go by slower without Buckeye football.

I still do the grocery shopping, as that's the only thing I do to get out of the house anymore. Well, I do drive my wife to work and back two days a week, but that doesn't really count. I am not one of those who wears a mask while driving, so I can, at least, wear some lipstick! I also get to drive my wife's nice Mustang, which is usually unavailable for me to drive by myself. The other day, after dropping her off downtown, I stopped at a light. I heard a woman's voice shout out, "Hey gorgeous!" When I turned her direction to look through the downed window, she continued with, "You really wear that car well." I answered back in my usual smart-ass way, and asked, "It doesn't make my butt look big, does it?" Thinking about it, on the way home, I realized that it had been the only maskless encounter I'd had with anyone, other than my wife, for over three months. Nobody seems to even notice me when I'm driving my mini van to the grocery store - lipstick or not. :-)"


Needless to say, I am heart broken about the Buckeyes but it comes as no real surprise since so many ignorant people still want to refuse to wear a mask and stay socially distanced.

3 comments:

  1. I don't know why I ended up in a post along with Jessica Alves. Does she drive a Mustang, or is she just looking for one? At any rate, be clear that I am not searching for a baby daddy! I'm definitely not as high-maintenance as she is....or a Mustang GT, either!

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  2. You ended up in the post because writing a daily blog is becoming an increasingly thankless and exhausting job

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